notyoursafetynet | Test. This is a test.

By no means respond to this post, or I will just... be forced to hunt you down, tie you to a chair and smack you however many times it takes to get all that stupid out and, given just how long such an action might take, I would have to punish you yet again for not only wasting precious moments of my life, but for making me regret even thinking I could put words out there without idiots like you ruining them.

And I guarantee you don't want a double-punishment from me because by the time I'm done with the first, I'm definitely not going to care what moral, legal, or sanitary codes I might break while doling it out. We clear there, Acorn?